The fog briefly clears one morning as you are
wiping something off your child, when you realize Babies-R-Us vomited all over
your house. You can't explain how it happens but it slowly creeps into your
house. A second height chair here, baby swing over there and piles of clothes
that you could swear your child only wore for a day.
Rule #3 - Find a Family 1 Year Out The
fun part of Rule #3 is that these parents find you! Daily they trip over toys
and prop up stacks of ill-fitting clothes in closets and attics. In some cases
they are tired of explaining to their two year old how their favorite shirt
hasn’t fit for months.
Beware, they’re just going to drop it off and your
probably going to trip over it as you walk into your office or onto you back
porch. You may need to scrape off unidentifiable with a butter knife but the
sweat equity will be worth the cost savings!
Photo By Mariamen (Own work) [CC0], via Wikimedia Commons
Photo By Mariamen (Own work) [CC0], via Wikimedia Commons
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